What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:57

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”